a non-police department is selling a 2015 Dodge Charger with lights and sirens on eBay; law states lights and sirens are only for “authorized emergency vehicles.”

2015 Dodge Charger | eBay

https://www.ebay.com/itm/2015-Dodge-Charger/192929860137?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Da6101dc464fc4465b1a7134af2fc158f%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D192929860137%26itm%3D192929860137&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A67ac7a17-824d-11e9-a405-74dbd18082e9%7Cparentrq%3A053488e316b0ad41726ed341ff9d9291%7Ciid%3A1

https://www.ebay.com/itm/2015-Dodge-Charger/192929860137?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Da6101dc464fc4465b1a7134af2fc158f%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D192929860137%26itm%3D192929860137&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A67ac7a17-824d-11e9-a405-74dbd18082e9%7Cparentrq%3A053488e316b0ad41726ed341ff9d9291%7Ciid%3A1 p.s. This beast has all the creature comforts with Uconnect and cupholders to give you an enjoyable experience while riding in the middle lane of the highway parting the red seas just like Noah?

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Man charged with selling police badges

Man charged with selling police badges

Cops: Man sold police badges at flea market

Cops: Man sold police badges at flea market

Woodhaven woman busted for selling stolen police and peace officer badges online — QNS.com

Woodhaven woman busted for selling stolen police and peace officer badges online - QNS.com

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