Dear NY FBI, shouldn’t y’all tell Admiral McRaven about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Shot Putgate and Heightgate before God says, “Time’s Up!” “spirits! put your man (pencils) down!”?

chew! chew! [eat God’s Mail]

and

do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]

or else

U.S. Department of Justice,

Q: where does JESUS go to exorcise?

A: earth!

did FBI tell pOTUS and COTUS and SCOTUS about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Shot Putgate and Heightgate yet?