TimboGolden
9 min readOct 7, 2021

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Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Dear White House, do y’all know about
shrinkage?

Dear White House, if science is right then Trump is no longer 6' 2" but 6' 1/2"

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if science is right then Obama is no longer 6' 1" but 6' 1/2"

Q: what do Obama and Trump have in common besides their height?

A: shrinkage

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson reported that
the 6-foot-3 president weighed 239 pounds ?
That number puts Trump just under the mark of obesity

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if Trump is 6' 1/2" and 239 lbs then

1) Trump should be classified as obese [for(e!) his own good]

2) White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson should apologize publicly and fix his mistakes on his report

3) Trump should be ordered (asap) (chop chop) to go to many IMEs (like me)

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in other words

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6' 3 3⁄4" Lincoln at Antietam vs 6' 3/4" Trump at Heightgate
Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

6' 3 3⁄4" Lincoln at Antietam vs 6' 3/4" Trump at Heightgate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States

Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"
Heightgate: if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2"
Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

https://sports.yahoo.com/trump-awards-highest-u-civilian-honor-tiger-woods-233057122--golf.html + https://medium.com/@treasurelife999/heightgate-if-obama-is-6-1-2-then-trump-is-6-1-2-1bd0ff6d046b = Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

Heightgate: if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2"
Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States

Heightgate

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TimboGolden Nov 19, 2018 ho ho ho

if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2" (duh!)

Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Dear White House, if science is right then Trump is no longer 6' 2" but 6' 1/2"

if science is right then Obama is no longer 6' 1" but 6' 1/2"

Q: what do Obama and Trump have in common besides their height?

A: shrinkage

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson reported that
the 6-foot-3 president weighed 239 pounds ?
That number puts Trump just under the mark of obesity

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=

if Trump is 6' 1/2" and 239 lbs then

1) Trump should be classified as obese [for(e!) his own good]

2) White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson should apologize publicly and fix his mistakes on his report

3) Trump should be ordered (asap) (chop chop) to go to many IMEs (like me)

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p.s.

chew! chew! [eat God’s Mail]

and

do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]

or else

Polygraphgate: why would FBI agents who had to pass a Polygraph vote for presidential candidates who don’t have to pass a Polygraph?
pOTUS vs POTUS
People Of The United States are the masters of both Congresses and courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the dolts and the dingbats which pervert the Constitution — Abraham Lincoln

or else

did FBI tell pOTUS and COTUS and SCOTUS about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Heightgate yet or is FBI waiting for God to say, “Time’s Up!” “spirits! put your man and woman (pencils) down!”

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TimboGolden

did FBI tell pOTUS and COTUS and SCOTUS about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Shot Putgate and Heightgate yet?