“install breathalyzers!” — God

Q: a mother drove drunk and crashed with her 2 children in car because ______________________________? A: y’all refuse to install breathalyzers

Q: a mother drove drunk and crashed with her 2 children in car because ____? A: y’all refuse to install breathalyzers

Cops: Mom drove drunk, crashed car

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U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”

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Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago), “if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money…

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install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles at DuckDuckGo

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install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles - Bing

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