Mar 28, 2017
1 min read
“install breathalyzers!” — MADD in 2009
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“install breathalyzers!” or else — God
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then install breathalyzers in all (new + old) cars
I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots of lives then install breathalyzers in all (new + old) cars
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U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”
p.s.
