JESUS is God’s Pitcher

TimboGolden
1 min readJun 11, 2019

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https://www.thefreedictionary.com/chewing+the+cud p.s. “take a bite!”

Q: if JESUS pitched EEOCgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 1
Q: if JESUS pitched OSHAgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 2
Q: if JESUS pitched Debtgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 3

Q: if JESUS pitched SECgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 1
Q: if JESUS pitched VIAGRAgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 2
Q: if JESUS pitched Heightgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 3

Q: if JESUS pitched Polygraphgate would y’all swing and miss? strike 1
Q: if JESUS pitched Shot Putgate to y’all would y’all swing and miss? strike 2
Q: if JESUS pitched Breathalyzergate would y’all swing and miss? strike 3

p.s.

JESUS wins! JESUS wins! JESUS wins!

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TimboGolden
TimboGolden

Written by TimboGolden

did FBI tell pOTUS and COTUS and SCOTUS about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Shot Putgate and Heightgate yet?

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