2 min readApr 3, 2017
Merry Christmas vs Marry CHRISTmas vs Mary CHRISTmas
On December 3rd, 1992, the very first text message was sent
from Neil Papworth’s computer to Richard Jarvis’ mobile phone.
It simply read “Merry Christmas.”
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a British engineer named Neil Papworth sent the world’s first text message from a computer to his boss’s cellphone.
It read: “Merry Christmas” and revolutionized the way we communicate.
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bro(t)her! what would have happened if the staff shouted,
“Marry CHRISTmas! Marry CHRISTmas!”
Passenger tossed after flipping out over staff’s ‘Merry Christmas’
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Phone (989) 652–9931 or 800–361–6736 for orders.
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T he Evolution of the Text Message
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T he Evolution of the Text
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U.S. Department of Justice,
Q: has goliath evolved?
Q: have y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress + FBI + EEOC] evolved?
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