TimboGolden
4 min readMar 8, 2017

Government to stop universities offering ‘Mickey Mouse’ degrees

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to captain a helicopter you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
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to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests (duh!)

to captain a helicopter you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
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to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ Tests (duh!)

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Q: to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests?
U.S. Department of Justice,

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to captain a plane you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
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to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests (duh!)

Q: how man y pilots voted for Trump or Clinton?

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universities, stop selling us your ‘Mickey’ Mouse’ degrees (snake-oil)

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government, stop selling us your ‘Mickey Mouse’ candidates (snake-oil)

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To the Editor of the New York Times,
Would it not be a good thing to
make all candidates for political positions pass a civil service examination,
in order to prove that
they are possessed of sufficient education and common sense
I.H.Williams
Brooklyn March 26, 1902

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TimboGolden
Mar 18, 2016
Q: to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests?
U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact1: to be a doctor or a dentist you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact2: to be an architect or an attorney you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact3: to captain a plane you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact4: to captain a submarine you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact5: to captain a ship you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
p.s.
Q: to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests?

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Tim Golden4 months ago Monday, November 7, 2016 6:29 PM

_____________PROBLEM_______________
we Americans are now shamefully faced with the two worst candidates
in the history of American presidential elections.
And yet where is the outrage?
— Linda Stasi, New York Daily News
October 26, 2016
_____________SOLUTION_____________________
U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: to be a doctor or a dentist you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact: to be an attorney or an architect you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact: to captain a plane you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
Fact: to captain a ship you must ‘take and pass’ many Tests
p.s.
Q: to captain America you don’t have to ‘take and pass’ any Tests?
p.p.s.
require all presidential + congressional candidates to ‘take and pass’
many Tests [History + Ethics + psychological + polygraph] every 4(e!) years

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y’all [legislators, lawyers, judges] better start righting before God says, “Time’s Up!” “spirits! put your man (pencils) down!”

TimboGolden
TimboGolden

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did FBI tell pOTUS and COTUS and SCOTUS about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Shot Putgate and Heightgate yet?

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