6 min readMay 7, 2019
Dear NY FBI, what do Obama and Trump have in common besides their 6' 1/2" height?
A: Shrinkage — science says “men lose up to 1 1/2 inches in height by age 70”
so if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2“
so let the record show Trump is not 6' 3" but 6' 1/2"
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6' 3/4" Trump at Heightgate vs 6' 3 3⁄4" Lincoln at Antietam
6' 3 3⁄4" Lincoln at Antietam vs 6' 3/4" Trump at Heightgate
Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"
Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"
Heightgate
if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2" (duh!)
Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?
Dear White House, if science is right then Trump is no longer 6' 2" but 6' 1/2"
if science is right then Obama is no longer 6' 1" but 6' 1/2"
Q: what do Obama and Trump have in common besides their height?
A: shrinkage
White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson reported that
the 6-foot-3 president weighed 239 pounds ?
That number puts Trump just under the mark of obesity
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if Trump is 6' 1/2" and 239 lbs then
1) Trump should be classified as obese [for(e!) his own good]
2) White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson should apologize publicly and fix his mistakes on his report
3) Trump should be ordered (asap) (chop chop) to go to many IMEs (like me)
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Q: shouldn’t we People Of The United States order President Trump for(e!) his own good to “go (asap) to an Independent Medical Examination!” ?
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what did orthopedic IME Moriarty write in his IME report about me? “I saw claimant reading The Torah with a magnifying glass”
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in other words
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p.s.
chew! chew! [eat God’s Mail]
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do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]
or else
