TimboGolden
7 min readSep 25, 2019

so let the record show Trump is 6' 3/4"

6' 3 3⁄4" Lincoln at Antietam vs 6' 3/4" Trump at Heightgate
Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

6' 3 3⁄4" Lincoln at Antietam vs 6' 3/4" Trump at Heightgate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States

Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"
Heightgate: if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2"
Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

https://sports.yahoo.com/trump-awards-highest-u-civilian-honor-tiger-woods-233057122--golf.html + https://medium.com/@treasurelife999/heightgate-if-obama-is-6-1-2-then-trump-is-6-1-2-1bd0ff6d046b = Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

Heightgate: if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2"
Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Heightgate: if Woods and Obama are 6' 3/4" then Trump is 6' 3/4"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States

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TimboGolden Nov 19, 2018 ho ho ho

if Obama is 6' 1/2" then Trump is 6' 1/2" (duh!)

Dear White House, should SNL bring up Trump’s shrinkage?

Dear White House, if science is right then Trump is no longer 6' 2" but 6' 1/2"

if science is right then Obama is no longer 6' 1" but 6' 1/2"

Q: what do Obama and Trump have in common besides their height?

A: shrinkage

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson reported that
the 6-foot-3 president weighed 239 pounds ?
That number puts Trump just under the mark of obesity

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if Trump is 6' 1/2" and 239 lbs then

1) Trump should be classified as obese [for(e!) his own good]

2) White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson should apologize publicly and fix his mistakes on his report

3) Trump should be ordered (asap) (chop chop) to go to many IMEs (like me)

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Q: shouldn’t we People Of The United States order President Trump for(e!) his own good to “go (asap) to an Independent Medical Examination!” ?

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what did orthopedic IME Moriarty write in his IME report about me? “I saw claimant reading The Torah with a magnifying glass”

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p.s.

chew! chew! [eat God’s Mail]

and

do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]

or else

EEOCgate
Carter employed 892 EEOC investigators (in 1980)
Obama employed 548 EEOC investigators (in 2015)
Trump will employ 497 EEOC investigators (in 2019)

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Debtgate: why are we $22T in debt if we’ve given Uncle Sham $40T in tax revenue to manage since 2000?
A: aren’t y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] the world’s worst money managers?

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VIAGRAgate Try saying VIAGRAgate 10 times fast
In May 1999, a 100-count bottle of Viagra cost $700
vs
In May 2019, a 100-count bottle of Viagra cost $6,096
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Viagra has risen right under your noses by(e bye) 666%

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Obama’s SECgate
No one (not even JESUS?) should be heard credibly to question
whether enforcement is a priority at the SEC.

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Polygraphgate:
Q: why would FBI candidates (who must pass a Polygraph) vote
for presidential candidates (who don’t have to pass a Polygraph)?

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OSHAgate
Carter employed 1,469 OSHA Compliance Officers in 1980
vs
Obama employed 986 OSHA Compliance Officers in 2014 (duh!)

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did FBI tell these 2 women attorneys about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Heightgate and SHOT PUTgate yet?

p.s.

sip! sip! [drink God’s T orah]

TimboGolden
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did FBI tell pOTUS and COTUS and SCOTUS about EEOCgate and OSHAgate and Debtgate and Breathalyzergate and Shot Putgate and Heightgate yet?

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